A short sick satire

I saw the savior, standing on the tallest of mountains. His total presence overcoming the presence of the crowd. We swayed in his hands, our eyes swam in his existence. And he said, "I am klanganguru, come to lead you."

We said, "Oh, klanganguru, how can we love you?"

He replied, "Just remember these lines:
Oh, klanganguru, we do love you.
Oh, klanganguru, how do we do?
Oh, klanganguru, scooby dooby doo!"

And we said, "Oh, klanganguru, how do we know that you are our savior?"

And he said, "I will show you my dominance over nature and you may tell your friends of my power - I control the earth. The mountain you see to your left I shall erupt!"

We shouted, "No, no, we shall all be killed!"

He returned, "Fear not,none of us shall cease today." And he pointed to the mountain and cried, "klanganguru calls you to erupt!" and the mountain erupted and flaming rocks flew into the air; and we felt the mighty power of klanganguru, and a flaming rock hit him and he burned to death.

And of the people shouted, "Oh, klanganguru, where are you?"

And we heard the mountain growl, "Ahh, shat up!"

And we went home.